Holden Milk Legal is the semi-professional legal practice of Holden Milk, who is a bunch of milk that is held in the cupped hands of 4-10 people. They are the current Chief Marine Biologist and Legal Advisor of the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Holden Milk Legal specializes in Kicks Law, Loafing and Maritime Law. Holden Milk, Legal believes in core values that are at the very heart of our legal practice and affect every aspect of how we represent our clients. These values are as follows: Your kicks are our kicks. What are you, a cop?